Foot zipper

The act of running ones thumb up another persons foot bottom thus a zipper motion.

Dat girls tootsies was hanging out the covers so I foot zippered her when I went to get a beer.

by Rusty felcher June 3, 2018

Crusty foot

When bae wants to give u foot massage but your foot is crusty

“Your crusty foot is so delicious”

“It’s better than KFC”

by Eat thotpaste May 17, 2018

pussy foot

jared burnelle

u a pussy foot

by hmphhmph May 19, 2018

Foot

A foot is the thing a flamingo stands on when one of its legs are tired. You put your foot in boots, and to make it even more clear a foot is what causes your room to smell when you take off your shoes. If you don’t know what a shoe is, (and I wouldn’t be surprised, you looked up the definition of foot) then I’m sure there is another great definition for you.

Ewww! Why didn’t put a sock on that foot?

by The wacky May 28, 2018

Foot Wine

(N) Natural wine, vinified without artificial sulphur, intended to preserve the uniqueness of the terroir with minimal human interference.

“Pbbbbb. Christ. Is this fuckin’ foot wine?”

by Dom Laurent July 27, 2019

pupple footing

Walking a snuggle footed fur friend to make poopies or just straight up pupple footing

The ninja be pupple footing right there like it’s not even a thing

by Pupple November 23, 2019

Foot Toad

Mario character “toad” on one single foot. WARNING FOOT TOADS ARE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS AND IF YOU SEE ONE COMING...RUN.

Oh my gosh it’s a foot toad!!
Run!!

*dies*

by Hoe3336 April 5, 2019