Shit Faced

Being really drunk and high that you have completely NOOO idea what you are doing.

she was so shit faced, instead off calmly getting of the bus, like a sober young lady would do, she fell off..

by lulface December 15, 2012

Shit Faced

When a plumber snakes a live sewer line to clear a stoppage and is sprayed in the face with "solids" when removing the snake from the line.

Alternate Definition: Any situation in which "solid wastes" are placed on the face.

"I pulled this toilet to snake the flange and totally got shit faced afterwards. It's not my day today."

by JoePlumber April 13, 2010

Fade like bleach

Highy dependable. Used to describe someone/something that happens consitently, as bleach always fades fabric.

Boy: Did you finish the check list?
Girl: Yeah, I got it all done.
Boy: Girl, you fade like bleach!

by KateTheGreat308 September 15, 2007

Open Faced Sandwich

Sexual maneuver where the female is positioned in a split on the ground, pelvis facing skyward.

The male squats over her and defecates upon her vulva, creating an "open faced sandwich".

Damn, this girl wanted an Open Faced Sandwich on the first date? Marriage. Material.

by Me_Gusta October 1, 2010

Red Faced Cunt Pounder

An erect penis sporting rubberbands around the tip to create a more sensitive area for the male.

Get over here and slide on my red faced cunt pounder, bitch!

by micah! March 16, 2004

Cake-Faced

(Verb) "To Cake-Face" - The act of obtaning a picture of someone's face and having it printed on a cake for a party.

Tim is so popular, we just had to get him cake-faced for his suprise birthday party.

by PapaCita November 26, 2010

Sweet Fade

More commonly known as a "high and tight" haircut. It is a cut gotten exclusively by douchbags and losers to make themselves feel hardcore. The only exception is in combat military units. All other people with this hair cut should die painfully.

Hey Chase, look at that kid's Sweet Fade. He must not like sex with girls.

by Jasper Tan May 4, 2006