fwapkin

Using fwap as a slang term for male masturbation. A fwapkin (napkin) is used to clean up after said masturbation.cumrag.

A napkin, tissue, sock,shirt or underwear can be used as a fwapkin to clean up after a good wank.
D: My mom said I have to clean up my room.
B:She probably means all those crusty tissues from fwapping
D:Man, do you think she knows what they are?
B: You should use something else as your fwapkin

by sonofthunder69 July 25, 2012

Fwanzoop

A name referring to the result of a crossbread betwen Jawa and ortolan, were the child to be born a hermaphrodite.

I'd never seen a fwanzoop before in my life, but as soon as I did, I wish I hadn't.

by Vard March 22, 2012

Fwagg

A man who dresses metro sexual and thinks he is better than everyone else. By doing that he becomes a cross between a "fag" and some one who believes they have "swag"

That guy is a Fwagg.

by Prinleah June 14, 2012

Fwailing

A sport in which the objective is to jump from the greatest height possible into the most shallow water you can land in without sustaining serious injuries.

We had a fwailing contest down at the creek.

by blasterofparis September 14, 2012

fweirdo

adjective

1. A compound word that combines the words "fucking" and "weirdo". The resulting word can be used to emphasize the extreme weirdness of an individual

Mary said to Bob, "you are such a fweirdo because you like to eat cat food".

by NooshNoosh August 10, 2013

fwierd

typically said by children; f***ing weird

Damn! That's so fwierd

by Ruxess December 3, 2013

fweesh

another name for a fart that makes a sound of quietly rushing air like a "fweeeeesh"

Guy 1 : pardon me, my good man, but I just fweeshed.

Guy 2 : I thought I heard something

by captain fweesh May 3, 2014