The large, meaty fingers of a dad. These are obtained through various dad activities, such as; tightening screws, opening jars, and pleasing the mother
-He was so big, he could have pinned me down with just his dad fingers!
-Oh Carol, you wouldnt believe the dad fingers on my new boy toy!
-Oh Carol, you wouldnt believe the dad fingers on my new boy toy!
by flockOFpotatoes March 1, 2015
Get the dad fingersmug. by Flashtech142 February 8, 2014
Get the sugar fingersmug. One who finesses using strictly their fingers, such as a pick-pocket and/or magician. Can also be a black jack dealer at a casino.
Melvin was concerned about finger finessers at the rave, so he put all his ecstasy in his front pocket.
by Handel_userneme December 9, 2014
Get the finger finessermug. by adb dealio August 3, 2009
Get the finger guffmug. The finger that is used to insert into a sphincter. Commonly this finger has a slight discoloration to it, similar to that of a carmel choc bar
I noticed one of Bob's fingers were slighly discolored, that must be his sphincter finger.
Paul loved Bob's sphincter finger and how it made him feel when it is inserted into his sphincter
Paul loved Bob's sphincter finger and how it made him feel when it is inserted into his sphincter
by Swine Doctor June 12, 2011
Get the sphincter fingermug. by Urbanstreets653 August 1, 2016
Get the Truffle fingersmug. Helen...What in the Fuck was "That Finger Thing" you did....Holly Shit.....It was like a multi-dimensional orgasm! I have never had anyone do that to me!....Really I'm not kidding!
Mark...Thanks!
Mark...Thanks!
by The Wiz! July 25, 2010
Get the That Finger Thingmug.