Chop face

A South African term usually used to describe a person that performs an act of momentary stupidity.

dude, you are such a chop face. Your boss was standing right behind you..

by awesomejarz February 11, 2010

Mole Face

A person who looks squinty eyed in the morning, resembling a Mole in the sunlight

A person who finds it difficult to open thier eyes fully soon after waking up from sleep

Squinting in the sunlight like a mole

A person with Mole like features

I only had two hours sleep last night, I've got hellish mole face

Oh my god look at Dan's mole face, he looks tired.....and funny

Im so tired....I cant open my eyes....the sun is burning me....Its so bright.....I feel like a mole.....No no dont hurt my mole face...ah it feels like my face is melting

by Inspector Tibby February 25, 2010

yeti-face

Describing a female with any facial hair or yeti/bigfoot features. Extremely fucked in the face and is so ugly you just can't stop looking at her. Usually very tall and manly. Lets out an occasional low grunt or howl. Looks more at home in the woods then in public.

Damn did you see that girl walk into the party, no bag in the world can contain that yeti-face.

by hubert cummberdale January 18, 2010

Nalga Face

A Spanglish slang term used to describe a face that has been shaved clean which for a long time (usually years) previous had worn facial hair, such as a mustache or goatee. The naked, newly shaved face gives the appearance of a bare ass cheek.

Nalga is Spanish for ass cheek.

Daughter: What possessed dad to shave his 'stache after 35 years?
Mother: He wanted to try something different, you don't like it?
Daughter: No!! He has a nalga face, he needs to grow it back!

by punxsutawneyrob September 22, 2010

Powder Face

When a girl (or guy) wears too much make-up. Making it obvious that she/he spent 40 minutes applying her BB cream, MAC concealer, "natural" Cover Girl foundation, and translucent powder finish. Followed by dark/noticeable eyeshadow and "ultra volume" mascara. Making everyone shocked and disturbed when it's time to take the make-up off, exposing their terrible complexion and TRUE appearance.

Guy 1: DUDE, LOOK AT THAT CHICK!

Guy 2: Ew, she's a Powder Face dude, that's gross.

by OH HO HO January 16, 2011

Cap Face

When someone does something devious and then smiles innocently and denies doing anything. The "Cap Face" is so sweet many cannot resist it and will belive whoever uses the Cap Face.

-"Did you just trip me"
--"Who me? I'd never do anything like that!" *smiles innocently*
-"Oh, okay"

That was a total Cap Face!

by xxmaddiebear January 21, 2011

Journalism Face

The straightest face you can make. Usually required in situations with a terrible combination of hilarity and a requirement to remain serious at all costs.

Girl: Some woman was telling me about how she stepped on her cat and then fell down the stairs, and crushed her toddler.

Guy: Bet you had pull out the Journalism face while listening to that.

by commensalism November 14, 2011