I’m eat the page

When you get red allll over the page you know what you gotta do gotta eat the page!!!!

“Yo bro did you see FINN last night? He was totally eating the page”
“I’m eat the page”

by The best in the world ever January 11, 2021

Eat More Chicken

Cunnilingus.

Most commonly attributed to Jim Morrison of The Doors. This line is originally from the blues song “Back Door Man” by Willie Dixon. The singer is bragging about all the married women he has sex with, sneaking out the back door while her husband is coming in the front.

I eat more chicken than any man ever seen.

by JohnWayne_FightOn June 4, 2022

grandma eating nachos

sometimes grandma likes to have nacho with her tv dinner

there are no pictures of grandma eating nachos on the internet

by shotgunsally March 21, 2011

Eat your cereal

The only three words that cure diseases like not being m subscribed to TheTalentlessWriter

Eat your cereal
Yes

by Eat Your Cereal NOW January 28, 2021

Eat Humble Pussy

What naughty blokes (and some naughty girls) do when they've got problems with 'her indoors' and have no chance of escape.

I've forgotten our wedding anniversary. I'm going to have to go home and eat humble pussy.

by Luchasi July 28, 2017

eat shit and choke

... So eat shit and choke ...

He can eat shit and choke

by xxuncoiledxx February 20, 2018

go eat a bat

it means go take a hike or screw you bc you are a bad person bc a bat is the source of coronavirus

After Rachel cheated on me I told her to go eat a bat

by herkaj April 1, 2020