-A (male) junior in college, with no sexual background or experience, that carries a large set of moobs, who hunts and eats squirrel, and finally loses their virginity then dumps their girlfriend of 2 years for a hideous church loving transvestie.
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that one random teen guy you knew in highschool with the slightly faded mustache aka the douche stache
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