Distinctions

Are fun and we care a lot about them, class! There is a distinction between THINKING and SAYING and DOING. There is a difference between THOUGHT and TALK and ACTION.

Hym "Just like there's a DISTINCTION between DEFENDING and ATTACKING. Right? DISTINCTIONS are important. So I want you to THINK about a guy, ok? This guy has a teenage girl pageant, right? And he's GRABBIN THEM BY THE PUSSY... Now I didn't know it was a TEENAGE GIRL PAGEANT EXPLICITLY that they were talking about so I DEFENDED that guy. Now I want you to THINK about what your would do to a guy who grabs underage girls by the pussy. Let's make it a multiple choice question! Since it's a class:"
What would you do for a guy who grabs teenage girls by the pussy (specifically at a teenage miss America pageant)? Is it:
A. Lie for him
B. Die for him
C. Kill for him
D. Stab him (like a Tonberry)
E. Sacrifice your kids
F. Work for him
G. Allow him to pass judgment completely arbitrarily

Hym "Well? Do you have a guess? Well I want you to THINK about that one real hard and then DO just whatever you feel like doing because I'm not the boss of you and have no authority!"

by Hym Iam November 7, 2025

Distortive

"Distortive" means tending to twist, alter, or misrepresent something from its true, natural, or original state, often in a misleading way, affecting reality, facts, or sound. It describes something that causes distortion, like a "distortive interpretation" that changes facts or sound with "distortion".

"A distortive view of history" means a view that misrepresents the past.
"A sound with distortive effects" means the sound is warped or unclear.
"His speech had a distortive quality" means his words were hard to understand or twisted.

by distortive January 2, 2026

realty distortion field

A field property financially ignorant, selling property owners emit.

Dr. Crom paid $200,000 on a house where the windows do not even meet the walls in South Park. Realty distortion field detected.

by Word of God Militia Legatus 1TTA1 January 17, 2008

Strip District Funk

An all-around displeasure with the sights, sounds and smells of the Strip District. Two-headed pigeons, dog shit and burnt coffee smells.

James was overwhelmed by the strip district funk and passed out on the sidewalk in front of the ghetto meat shop.

by bigmammashouseofsoul January 21, 2009

Shit-disturber

A girl/guy who you work with and doesn't do any work but insists that they are the best thing since sliced-bread and isn't. Then come time to present the work, they take one look at it and then they bitch about how they did all the work, then call you out on a petty mistake and make you look like a shithead.

That stupid girl in our office is such a Shit-disturber she ruined that proposal presentation.

by OBVIUNKNOWN December 22, 2009

wobbling distance

The distance between you and your destination as long as it is short enough to walk, and you are inebriated.

hey baby, you wanna come back to my place?

sure but i dont have cab fare

that's ok it's wobbling distance

by ptbopete December 1, 2010

unpleasant distraction

An unpleasant thought you might get when you are reminded of something you might have to do do later on that is not you really want to do.

In the middle of the meeting John got an unpleasant distraction of when last week at lunch break he had to sit in the very back seat of his employee's cx-9 on the way to the restaurant and wished he would not have to do it again today.

by supajack July 25, 2011