Crotch Goblin

The Crotch Goblin is usually a dog. These creatures love to sniff there and have no shame in doing so. It you have anything to hide don't hide it down there, atleast around a Crotch Goblin.

"Hey Jeffery! You got the food for this party?"
"Yeah dude! Wait! The dog is coming, let me hide the snacks in my pants."
"DUDE! JEFFERY! IT'S A CROTCH GOBLIN!"

"OH NOO!"
*SNIFF*

by Unknown Cinnamon November 19, 2023

Crotch-mongrel

A child that is extremely whiny, annoying, or generally ill-behaved.

I can't believe they let that crotch-mongrel climb all over the tables at the restaurant!

by Crannet March 13, 2019

crotch waffles

herpes; or kids who camp in call of duty 4

I hate crotch waffles on the xbox.

by lupert2869 April 13, 2009

Crotch stink

Vaginal infection (colloquial)

You really need somethin for that crotch stink

by younggong May 16, 2025

She Got Crotch

A large vagina

Damn that girl Tina, she got crotch.

by I Got Bitches March 21, 2019

crotch feeding

When a girl feeds her partner her pussy.

We have to head home now, it's time for my boyfriend's crotch feeding.

by meghatter August 27, 2017

crotch five

To slap/bump two crotches with each other, like a high five.

He was so aroused that he couldn't help but crotch five her.

by GoAaN May 15, 2012