Crotched the camera

When, in the midst of something completely kick ass, you totally screw up. For instance, if during the superbowl halftime show, you completely eff up your sweet-ass crotch slide into the camera by plowing the camera man, thus rendering it completely NOT cool. Also, "crotching the camera."

"Man, the Boss totally crotched the camera at the halftime show...I think he was limping afterwards."

by Ellbee February 1, 2009

Crotch Jerky

When she’s not in the mood or dry in the vaginal area.

Damn my girl has have been having hella crotch jerky lately she’s s never in the mood.

by Eatmijello July 18, 2018

human crotch rocket

A short girl with attitude that should scare you away but body that attracts you more

I saw you helping the human crotch rocket, how did it go?

I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool

by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023

Penis twaddling crotch guzzler

Someone who plays with a penis while also guzzling crotch, male or female

Insult for a slut bag hoe whore that wants your man

Stay away from my man you fucking penis twaddling crotch guzzler!

by Illuisan June 2, 2018

Crotch beans

holy shit omg wow insane bro

“ holy crotch beans did you see did you see that girl over there?”

by E&A February 26, 2019

Crotch Rocket

A liquid hug from the fun gods, just snug enough to fit in the crotch of your pants, making you feel like a sneaky, booze-smuggling superhero with questionable life choices.

As he stepped into the party with an awkward swagger, it became evident that his confidence was fueled by a crotch rocket snugly nestled in his pants, ready to unleash its liquid courage upon the unsuspecting crowd.

by MrCrazzyDew April 26, 2024

char-crotch

a female who looks like she has been around the block, a dirty slut. Dirty pu-tang

Lisa is a char-crotch

by jeremy newton October 1, 2007