Coffee Mug

The necessary container for the all-essential life juice known as coffee. Substitutions, such as a foam cup, a thermos, or otherwise, may taint the coffee.

When my Urban Dictionary coffee mug went missing, I went for 3 hours that morning without a single cup of coffee! I almost died!

by NinjaChicken666 January 13, 2020

Coffee Shop Spillage

When a female coffee shop employee has semen dripping from her mouth due to her refusal to swallow.

"Yo Andrew, did you see that wacky white girl at that coffee shop?"
"Yeah homie, she experienced a bit of a coffee shop spillage up in there."

by Arikorv August 13, 2020

foxy coffee

coffee that has been brewed using various feces

cant wait to enjoy your foxy coffee babe

by coffeeenjoyer April 19, 2022

coffee clever

Someone who likes to get high on coffee and knows which coffee to drink in the morning and in the afternoon without getting overly stoned

Look at that girl! I reckon she is coffee clever!

by carrotcurry August 15, 2019

coffee coma

when u ain't u because coffee got u good and nigga gotta help u get back on game

deborah was in a coffee coma cause Deborah's usually a bitch but now she was seeing the positive side of life, after having 7 coffees

by thug ass tamato December 08, 2015

coffee dealer

Someone who sells coffee in quarantine time

I just buy a coffee from a coffee dealer.

by europiancomedy March 20, 2020

jihad coffee

Islamic coffee. Its just fucking Islamic coffee

boy 1:can i have some jihad coffee
bartender:sure

by mrnoseybonk February 19, 2022