Christmas Eve 2023

A day where Kee Wei joins for dinner and drinks.

It is Christmas Eve 2023.

by Straits Times December 22, 2023

Day before Christmas stuffing

‘Day before Christmas stuffing’ is where your mum makes you heaps of stuffing a day in advance

“Mum when will my day before Christmas stuffing be done’

by Bolobag2007 December 23, 2023

Cuban Christmas

When someone snorts a lot of coke off a BBW’s (big beautiful woman’s) clitoris.

Dude, did you see Theo had to do a Cuban Christmas this year.

by SleezySlut December 23, 2023

Diverticulitis Christmas

When your colon is soooo full from all the holiday food and drinking that your colonic pockets fill up and get infected so bad that you have to go to the hospital

Diverticulitis Christmas: As in “damn that turkey, gravy, stuffing, cheese puffs, red wine, cranberry sauce, trifle, and Christmas cookies were so good that I plugged myself up and got diverticulitis.”

by SantaTurkey December 23, 2023

Brown Christmas

When you take a long tapered shit on Christmas morning that, upon pre-flush reflection, looks exactly like a miniature Christmas tree.

After eating all that Chinese food last night, I shat a brown christmas right before the dawn.

by Smegmid December 24, 2023

wet christmas

christmas but its actually raining instead of snow

this year is a wet christmas unfortunately

by the rizz god December 24, 2023

christmas makeout

On the 25th of December, you makeout with your loved one.

“Come makeout with me!”
“Why?”
“Because it’s the 25th of December!”
“Oh, a christmas makeout!”

by pollutebumhole December 24, 2023