poster child
an insult, likening someone to one of the children on the Jerry Lewis promotional poster for his telethon. aka: Jerry's Kid
poster child by Peter April 16, 2004
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No Child Don't Tell
A policy built on a foundation of lies and used by taxpayers to game the system while filling out their IRS income tax returns. The goal is to obtain a deduction (pay less money) by claiming at least 1 dependent who does not exist.
Note: This policy is often employed on accident by young/inexperienced taxpayers who don't know what the hell they're doing. In such cases, the process is often overseen by an employer who also doesn't know what the hell they're doing and therefore doesn't have the foresight or the balls to intercede in the employee's mistake which is happening right in front of their stupid fucking face!
Note: This policy is often employed on accident by young/inexperienced taxpayers who don't know what the hell they're doing. In such cases, the process is often overseen by an employer who also doesn't know what the hell they're doing and therefore doesn't have the foresight or the balls to intercede in the employee's mistake which is happening right in front of their stupid fucking face!
Boss: "Here you are, Lad. Just fill this out and then you'll be my employee."
Applicant: (Oh, man! I don't know what to do here. I've never done this before.) "H...Hey, Boss. Wha...What should I put for the number of dependents?"
Boss: (God dammit, Tom! Leave the room! Remember, always leave the room immediately!) "Duhhh..bwa..bwa-bwa-bwaaaa...Duhh...I gotta get some coffee! Ya like beer I'll get you some beer!"
Applicant: "But, I don't know what..."
Boss: "No time, gotta go!"
<<Boss leaves room. With no one to help him fill out his tax form, the Applicant is about to unknowingly engage in his first use of No Child Don't Tell.>>
Applicant: (Oh, man! I don't know what to do here. I've never done this before.) "H...Hey, Boss. Wha...What should I put for the number of dependents?"
Boss: (God dammit, Tom! Leave the room! Remember, always leave the room immediately!) "Duhhh..bwa..bwa-bwa-bwaaaa...Duhh...I gotta get some coffee! Ya like beer I'll get you some beer!"
Applicant: "But, I don't know what..."
Boss: "No time, gotta go!"
<<Boss leaves room. With no one to help him fill out his tax form, the Applicant is about to unknowingly engage in his first use of No Child Don't Tell.>>
No Child Don't Tell by Lepidopteran July 6, 2010
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Anti-child romantic preference
Aka. A.C.R.P. When an individual is only romantically attracted to people who don’t want and or have children
Jenifer is only interested in dating people who don’t want to have children because she does not want have to go through the stressful process of raising kids. She has an Anti-child romantic preference.
Anti-child romantic preference by Vanguard 1998 April 11, 2021
Bum ass Man-child
Over 30 years old with no job Laying up under someone elses roof so he don't have to pay rent. Pretends to be sick often for pity. Has to use wifi to use his phone. No vehicle and not about his money. He don't love you he needs you.
Bum ass Man-child by Your BM August 18, 2020
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Mumbai Street Child
The agreed posture for the dispenser of a hand job or fellatio, the begging pose, on ones knees directly in front of the receiver to best administer said service.
“As she expertly spanked little Dave I looked down and was reminded of the Mumbai Street Child I had swatted away with the back of my hand whilst travelling the sub continent.”
Mumbai Street Child by furball69 April 22, 2010