Jaffa caking

When a guy bends over and inserts sponge cake into his own arse, he dips his dick in chocolate and uses this to jerk off. Just as he is about to cum he shoves an orange in his mouth to muffle the scream. Once ejactulated then fart out the sponge cake.

Omg dude I Was Jaffa caking myself last night, my mums Victoria sponge flew everywhere

by Jaffacakemaster October 10, 2019

man cakes

the muscles that bulge out on a man's stomach

i worked out so much today my man cakes are turning into a six pack

by WAGGY12 October 20, 2009

the cake was a lie

A reference from the game Portal, all through the game you are told their's cake at the end. Once you get there -SPOILERS- there is no cake :( so it was a lie. This became a saying amongst gamers when something doesn't go as planed.

You try to capture a flag but there's a enemy camping there you didn't see before and he kills you.

You scream the cake was a lie!!!

by Bigguy247 March 26, 2016

rumple cake

when two individuals stick there asses together and shit simutaneously, to make a ball of turds as they procced to eat it.

me and yo motha fuckin bitch was making a rumple cake and fed it to ya moms nigga!

by Wick3dRumpl3 July 19, 2012

Bustin Cakes

On going release of large amounts of gas while engaged in physical activity.

In grade school during recess I participated in a pick up game of basketball. During a full court press my buddy Dale detected that someone was Bustin Cakes.

by Max Coleman September 21, 2005

Chrismas Caking

When an individual diets on nuts and raisins for a short period of time and then proceeds on excreting on his or her partners face.

"Oh shit, Garry just Christmas caked on my face"
"I Christmas Caked that biatch properly"
"Oh shit im Chrismas Caking"

by Santa Shitface January 31, 2010

knob-cake

a knobcake is a person who you think is stupid. They are usually quite arrogant and they probably consider themselves the exact opposite to a knobcake. They are highly disagreeable.

micky thought dancing like that looked cool But everyone else thought he was a knob-cake.

by jonnypirate August 5, 2008