taco butter

a culinary concoction made by whipping sour cream and guacamole into a spread, which is then generously applied to the warm side of a flour tortilla for one's taco.

dude, how do you keep your tacos from falling apart?

bro, I just can't eat tacos anymore without a squirt of taco butter...

by Jaypeas May 20, 2017

Button Butter

waxy hairy deep cave dwelling gob of lard like substance reeking of wet band aids and buffalo sauce. Often found stewing in the pungent oniony smelling naval cavities of the obese species.

one day upon exiting the shower, I observed a large gob of hairey button butter crawling its way out of my boyfriends cavernous belly button, he then proceeded to fling sling and sniff. smells like wet band aids and burnt vinegar.

by sally stankfinger April 5, 2016

Butter Glove

The act of covering one's hand in butter, and then ferociously giving a hand job to one's self, or someone else.

Alex: Yo Dave, What's with the stained pants?

Dave: Oh man! That's just butter.

Alex: Man, how the fuck did you get butter on your pants?

Dave: Bro, my girlfriend just butter gloved me so hard!

by ItsHunterBTF November 20, 2013

Bong Butter

That black shit left over from smoking a bowl

I just got done scraping the bong butter out of my bowl so we can smoke it. We are going to be so fucked up.

by Gingerroot April 12, 2022

Bean Butter

By plant classification peanuts are not considered to be a nut, in fact it is found to be a legume. This makes it closer related to a bean, there for peanut butter is bean butter. This can also be used in a derogatory manner that means cum

1) I had a bean butter and jelly sandwich for lunch.
2) The sex was so good last night Jimmy got his bean butter all over me!

by Bean Butter Boss May 18, 2021

Butter Bully

When you feel such apathy towards a person that you willfully hit them in the head with a pat of butter and feel no guilt, only pleasure.

I was such a butter bully at the company dinner 'cause I nailed this chick right in the forehead with a big ole pat and it landed in her lap and I couldn't stop laughing.

by The Conjurer November 26, 2019

butter reader

person, usually an old lady, who completely blocks the aisle in a grocery store with both their body and their cart while they stare at a product without moving for a very long time and get extremely offended if you say "excuse me" or any similar phrase to them. Bizarrely, more of them have come into existence since covid.

I wish that butter reader would move, I want to get some ice cream!

by TV's Katie January 22, 2021