Hey did you hear about Sarah and Scott last night? Scott said he took her home and went battleshipping! You know when you raw a dog someone and she’s on her period..
by anonymous October 2, 2025
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by Casuals October 16, 2025
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Long-time fans of the Battlefield video game franchise (usually guys who played early titles like 1942) who are now older men with families, busy schedules, etc. They are often resistant to new releases straying too far from the classic franchise formula, and get made fun of by younger fans because of this.
"The maps in Battlefield 6 are too small and chaotic. How did we go from Battlefield 3's maps to this?"
"The maps are fine, you're just a washed-up battledad."
"The maps are fine, you're just a washed-up battledad."
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Get the Battle For Dream Island mug.A mock-fight that occurs when a shwaap is countered by another shwaap. A Shwaap Battle doesn't end until one side surrenders or dies of boredom.
by Zeke Freeman February 9, 2010
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by Holy TugOWar August 25, 2010
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