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Shit the bed 

To get out of bed very early on a day where you would normally sleep in.
"You're up early! Did you shit the bed?"
Shit the bed by Ubeenbamboozledson November 7, 2022
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sheeting on the bed. 

poopin on da bed, specifically one with a white sheet.
William: watchya doin?

Bob: oh nofing, just sheeting on the bed.

William: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! stop it right now or i'll slap ur butt off!

Jack-go-to-bed-at-noon

a periodic plant in the family Asteraceae, usually seen in Europe and North America
We should go outside, I hear some Jack-go-to-bed-at-noon are growing at this time!

Shit the Bed 

When they lost to FDU they Shit the Bed
One night after drinking heavily, I decided to give myself 2 IV bags cause I was super drunk. The good news was that I woke up without a hanger, bad news is that Purdued the bed. They really Shit the Bed
Shit the Bed by DunkSondyDunk March 17, 2023

shook the bed 

You shouldn't have Shook the Bed on me.
shook the bed by Ether April 5, 2023

‘red the bed’ 

When you have your period and there’s significant bloody leakage on the sheets when you wake up.
I forgot to put a pad on last night and I ‘red the bed’.