Wet the bed

Wetting the bed means peeing on your bed.

You: what a great dream!

Why is my bed sheet wet?

OH NO I WET THE BED!

Wet the bed by Tordindamix October 27, 2022

Shit the bed 

To get out of bed very early on a day where you would normally sleep in.

"You're up early! Did you shit the bed?"

Shit the bed by Ubeenbamboozledson November 7, 2022

sheeting on the bed. 

poopin on da bed, specifically one with a white sheet.

William: watchya doin?

Bob: oh nofing, just sheeting on the bed.

William: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! stop it right now or i'll slap ur butt off!

sheeting on the bed. by ffffhsjwbnnnnnskjnnnsssjx nnnn March 4, 2023

Jack-go-to-bed-at-noon

a periodic plant in the family Asteraceae, usually seen in Europe and North America

We should go outside, I hear some Jack-go-to-bed-at-noon are growing at this time!

Jack-go-to-bed-at-noon by British Virgin Islands at the March 11, 2023

Shit the Bed 

When they lost to FDU they Shit the Bed

One night after drinking heavily, I decided to give myself 2 IV bags cause I was super drunk. The good news was that I woke up without a hanger, bad news is that Purdued the bed. They really Shit the Bed

Shit the Bed by DunkSondyDunk March 17, 2023

shook the bed 

Theoretically getting Fucked or Fucked over.

You shouldn't have Shook the Bed on me.

shook the bed by Ether April 5, 2023

‘red the bed’ 

When you have your period and there’s significant bloody leakage on the sheets when you wake up.

I forgot to put a pad on last night and I ‘red the bed’.

‘red the bed’ by Aria-Awards-For-Cats April 26, 2023