Bed Butter

A pasty, greasy substance found in the bedding (mattress, sheets, blankets) after the final moments of lengthy intercourse between two consenting "corpulent" adults.

"We gotta change these sheets! They're starting to smell like bed butter again."

by ThomasJohn December 13, 2012

Bed Yoga

Sex.

Sometimes a nice session of bed yoga is just what ya need.

by basedmeant December 18, 2024

Bed dump

A bed dump is a room what has a bed in it and the room is really messy

My bed dump is so messy I need to clean it

by Jacklyngumm20 November 16, 2020

Nick and a dog in a bed

Nick is a MASSIVE RAGING HOMO who bangs dogs on the down low

Eeh err eeh err nick and a dog in a bed banging all day long

by FortniteEpic0082583 February 28, 2019

My bed

My bed is a place where I live l. I hope to die here. I eat my food and drink my caparisons on this bed. I love this bed so very much

My bed is a copy of heaven

by Sussy roach September 4, 2021

in bed with a bad bitch rn

secret code to say “i was molested by my uncle when i was 12 and i pull no bitches”

:wyd?

: in bed with a bad bitch rn

by mynameisbrianTR March 30, 2022

shit the bed

When you fail miserably, usually with style, on a given task. Most commonly used when you're given an advantage and/or something easy, and still manage to screw it up.

John: Boy, you really shit the bed on that one. How do you lose a 4 v 1?

Karl: You're 0 and 3, stfu.

by Harry Pero Test Ease March 18, 2021