bearded-faced lie

A statement that sounds like a lie, but is actually true.

Obama's claim that a public option will save money is a bearded-faced lie.

by perfectlycromulentwordguy March 9, 2010

The Beard

Partner to the haggard beast, rat boy, and slut bitch, has a massive beard and is tight as an untouched pussy

The Beards Comong to visit, RUN!!!!! or Cheers For That £5 birthday present, ye bearded one

by poosemon August 2, 2003

bearded dragon

uncircumsized, unshaven large penis

Damn, he had a big bearded dragon

by Darren Batt July 2, 2003

Bearded Abe

One who can not face the reality that he/she is a complete waste of trailor park trash

That guy who married the daughter of his sister that he impregnated.

by Chris Lee March 14, 2005

:beard:

A meme created within the forums of mafia death (specifically server 2).

It typically is used as a form of agreement or recognition. May also be used to show satisfaction.

Example 1-
Player 1: Man, Lauren sure is hot!

Player 2: She sure is. :beard:

Example 2-
Player 1: Hey Dave (insert kissy face here)

Player 2: :beard:

by ARandomN00b February 11, 2010

Beard Of Zits

Zits that cover a homosexuals face like a beard

Man did you see Todd Marjama? He had a thick beard of zits, i bet when he shaves his razor is full of whiteheads.

by rhyzz_m March 19, 2009

beard butt

A person who wears a tinsle garland srand like a thong. Done to evoke laughter. Prank by young children.

Joel: What's up beard butt?

Sarah: That's what!

by boat crew April 16, 2011