Ben Gustavsen

A fat short amish person with a bowl cut who usually asks people to suck and lick his balls. It is a person who has no friends and the hockey team wants to beat him up. This person games too much and blarted his pants in the eigth grade.

"Hey did you hear about that amish kid Ben Gustavsen?"
"Yeah he is super obese and fat."
"I know, he got a food boner when he smelled the donuts at my house."

by Buttcheecks123 November 26, 2011

Ben Turco

A huge troll that thinks he is a suave ladies man, but we hardly ever gather evidence of this being true. He spends his days tagging random shit in your photos, hanging out at scary alternative bars, and using bad pickup tactics. But we love him anyway :3

Random party-goer: "Did you just pick up a chick?"
Ben Turco: "Not sure if trolling...."

by Shiranui0929 December 6, 2011

Ben Luva

A female that has a fetish for fat, bald, hairy men.

See that girl with him, she must be a Ben Luva!

by Yes I did! July 16, 2011

Pulling a Ben

When one alerts the police for ridiculously stupid reasons.

Girlfriend: "Sorry, I gotta get off the phone or my brother's gonna kill me.
In Boyfriend's mind: "I should call the police!"

THE NEXT DAY:

Boyfriend's Buddy: "You shouldn't of called the cops, man! You were really pulling a Ben there."

by BanditoSlim October 8, 2011

Ben jus

Ben jus means a guy who is so awkward and goes on dates to discuss with girls as an objective

« Ben jus, how was the date ? »
« It was good, we discussed really well »

by Achraf12412 December 25, 2022

Ben Burger

An idiot who has no life sucks pp and loves nobody thinks hes cool cus he juuls but really is a complete idiot.NOT a good kisser sucks in bed is a fucking idiot. Complete dumbass who tries to suck his own dick but cant. HES A FUCKING MORAN

Ben burger sucked his own dick last night and doesnt pay child support.

by billy5294 January 8, 2020

Ben Frey

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Ben Frey is a fucking simp.

by benhater6969 March 5, 2020