Chasing a bald man

Beating your meat, masturbating

- What were you doing last night?
- meh... nothing
- I bet you were chasing a bald man!

by Captain Baldman February 15, 2022

3d egg bald vomit

egg bald vomit in the third dimension

3d egg bald vomit is so vomit eeeeeee

by anonymous February 28, 2022

3d egg bald vomit

egg bald vomit in the third dimension

3d egg bald vomit is gyoulifp

by ACK shmo February 28, 2022

burts bees baddie

a religion that focuses on worshipping burt. people who belong to this religion are called “burt baddies”

person one: im a burt baddie! i belong to the burts bees baddies!!!
person two: omg same!!!! im clinically insane!!!

by jay (dionascatears) March 3, 2022

Cris is bald

It is when you have a friend that is bald but wears a wig.(Can be used for anybody)

Friend 1: Cris Is Bald, Cris Is Bald
Friend 2: He does wear a wig

by DeezNutzAreJuicy April 5, 2022

Karstens a baddie

This means that whoever is named karsten is and will forever will be defined as a handsome/pretty figure.

Ï cant belive that Karstens a baddie

by Karstens a baddie May 2, 2022

Nico the Bald Dog

A really tiny dog who is losing his hair, he has a lot of anger about it. Never pet a nico when he is sleeping

“Wow nico the bald dog is the worst , even Mr Nubs is better and he barely has a tail”

by wowowowdefinitions May 5, 2022