shakey bacon

A cute guy is shakey bacon.

p1: shiz look at that shakey bacon.

p2: oooh....nice :P

shakey bacon by Charleene Darleene March 30, 2009

sticky bacon 

having eggs and bacon for breakfast and realizing that you didn't eat a strip of bacon but an adhesive bandage, hence the name "sticky bacon".

random bacon
1)carl:i want some bacon for breakfast
peggy: theres already some made
carl: wow! random bacon
2)carl: wow some bacon fell into my lap that sure is some random bacon

sticky bacon by shish 101 April 4, 2005

And then I was bacon

Used when telling a story, it describes a feeling or act of uselessness and lack of any goal.

Created by college students with a lot of free time to make stories more entertaining.

I woke up this morning and decided I was going to bacon all day.

I went to In- and out and after that I started drinking, and then I was bacon.

And then I was bacon by The kid in the corner December 21, 2010

English Bacon 

Terribly cooked bacon.

Oh god this tastes like English Bacon

English Bacon by ThisJustDidntHappen August 26, 2011

salty bacon 

when a girl/guy puts 12 individual grains of salt in your pee hole

yoo man my girl gave me a salty bacon last night

salty bacon by Saltuserr October 4, 2011

jason bacon 

jason bacon is an ugly fake rat and no one likes him he will never not be fake and he is the ugliest person in the world

person: hey you know jason bacon?

person 2: yeah i hate him he’s so fake and annoying

jason bacon by jasmine bum December 1, 2019

strip-of-bacon 

Belongs to women who know they would have a hairy pussy and they would get hair old men with 5in cocks because they didn't have buzz saws back in the day.

The strip of bacon came fomr the jungle of mystery.

strip-of-bacon by Colin Fitzgerald May 17, 2003