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Blessing Blocking

Blessing Blocking is when a person or group of people does something to hinder the progress of another person or group but may be harming themselves in the future somehow. Usually, the ones who were blessing blocked or hated bounced back in a major way.
Blessing Blocking example: The lady in HR didn't hire that girl who really needed the money because she was too pretty. Little did she know, the pretty girl had a sales jingle that made the company that hired her billions of dollars while the company the HR lady worked at went bankrupt.
by Nicholas A. Brown March 30, 2020
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d-block

A group than runs shit at your favorite local supermarket. Not be messed with...
d-block will start a war at any cost, so don't be hatin
by olif July 13, 2011
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Cinder Block

The term used to describe an excessively large and very painful turd, often measuring up to 1.5 feet in length and large enough to make your intestines hurt.

Cinder blocks also have edges, and it is said that there is no easy way to pass one. They are less common than Bricks.

A Cinder Block is one step below an Obelisk on the density/size scale.
Good lord! I can't remember the last time I thunder crapped a Cinder Block this big! It almost broke my can! I should try selling it on eBay...
by Casey Tatum 9000 August 18, 2012
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Status Block

similar to writers block... having a temporary inability to
think of a satisfactory post to put as a status update on the social networking site Facebook.
i would have posted a cool status update but suddenly i had status block and couldnt think of what to post so i decided to write the word shit 30 times to annoy people
by billy bob joe111 November 7, 2010
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Bill-Blocked

When a male's attempt to engage in sexual activity is stifled by another male's naivety.
Hey Sam, did you get with Allie?

No man I was unfortunately Bill-Blocked by Evans stupidity...
by bee_rad reeser November 26, 2009
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clock blocked

When you are having an awesome sex dream with the girl you always wanted to bang and your alarm goes off preventing you from cumming hard inside of her
"Aww dude I was having the best dream and I was just about to penetrate and then my alarm goes off and ruins my day before it began. Totally clock blocked man."
by Maverickzod September 23, 2011
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Hock Block

When your significant other prevents you from playing hockey.
Hey Kyle, are you playing hockey tonight?
No man, I'm getting hock blocked, the Misses wants me to stay home and watch Netflix.
by JCanada February 15, 2018
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