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Criss Angel Crap

When you have to take a shit really badly, but once you go to the bathroom, you don't have to go anymore.
I had a total Criss Angel crap today! I ran to the bathroom and it was gone like magic!
by ezra__factory May 4, 2015
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Dark Angels Misstress

The darkest, meanest, creepiest, most hateful man you could imagine.... find him, she is at his side.
"DarkAngelsMisstress is not online to cyber, stay away!!!"
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Los Angeles Clippers

(n.) The wannabe Los Angeles Lakers. They try to be Los Angeles' basketball team, but they can never past the second round of the playoffs.
Los Angeles Lakers: 16 Champions Woo!
Los Angeles Clippers: 0 Champions Woo!
by KyuubiTamer March 7, 2017
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angel sodomizing stick

The top branch of a Christmas Tree where you put your angel.
Mom: Little Johnny, it is your year to put the angel on the angel sodomizing stick.
by scotty48 December 19, 2009
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One Winged Angel

The theme song of Final Fantasy 7. It is incredibly popular among the gamers as well as the game itself. There are also some nice remixes of it. It first played when fighting Safer Sephiroth. The name of the song is sung in latin and the lyrics represent Sephiroth, the One Winged Angel himself.
Greates One Winged Angel remix: Sector 7 Hath Wrought The Angel. You must listen to it!
by Lunar6 August 30, 2004
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Your Guardian Angel

Someone who will never let you fall, who will stand up with you forever, who will be there for you through it all,even if saving you sends him to heaven.
Josephine: I dont know if I should be with you or not...

Frankie: Im Your Guardian Angel.

Josephine: *kiss*
by MikeWasASki April 11, 2009
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Gabriel the Arch-Angel

In Abrahamic religions, Gabriel ("Master, of God", i.e., a Master, who is "of God") is an archangel who is thought to serve as a messenger from God. "Angel" literally translates to "messenger" from the Koine Greek; an "arch" angel is a "primary" or "chief" messenger. He first appears in the Book of Daniel in the Hebrew Bible. He was also referred to as the "Left Hand of God".

Christians believe him to have foretold the births of John the Baptist and Jesus. In Islam, he is thought to have been the medium through which God revealed the Qur'an to Muhammad.

In biblical tradition, he is sometimes regarded as the angel of death, the prince of fire and thunder, but more frequently as one of God's chief messengers, and traditionally said to be the only angel that can speak Syriac and Chaldee. In Islam, Gabriel is one of God's chief messengers but other above mentioned titles are not given to him

In the Catholic Tradition, he is known as one of the archangels. In Islam, he is called the chief of the four favoured angels and the spirit of truth, and in some views Gabriel is the same person as the Holy Spirit.
1. In Latter-day Saint theology, Gabriel lived a mortal life as the patriarch Noah. Gabriel and Noah are regarded as the same person, but Gabriel alone is regarded as the immortal resurrected being (angel). As such, all of Noah's children are considered to be Gabriel's earthly children.

2. Gabriel the Arch-Angel of death is Azrael.
by Gdogs McC July 12, 2006
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