Austintism

A mental defect caused by listening to too many comedy podcasts. Symptoms include social anxiety caused by being alone too often, a complete lack of self awareness which leads to projecting all uncomfortable feelings onto others who the holders deems inferior to themselves, illiteracy, and detachment from reality. It must also be noted that the people who have Austintism mistake cruelty for humor. They claim to love jokes, but have never made anyone laugh. It is believed to have originated in Austin, Texas at the Comedy Mothership.

All of Joe Rogan’s fans have Austintism.

by Thatsonu2be September 10, 2025

Austin

Only eats Mac and cheese

Yeah that’s Austin, he only eats Mac and cheese.

by RobertHillthe2nd May 13, 2025

Austin special

When a numsickle strips out a deal with no leg

That deal is such a loser it’s definitely an Austin special

by Jayjay0110 June 20, 2025

Austin

He is the type of guy to do something illegal then say he did it by accident. He's average height but needs to get more calcium by chugging milk. Austin is nice and has a weird obsession with men and balls. Don't forget he is obsessed with doves and pigeons. He is a black NIG-

Wow Austin's setting a trap again for the dove.

by Tejas Pillay June 28, 2025

Austindoug

Peter Steeles son and he will drink up that pickle Pepsi

Woah Austindoug

by Haleybugggg November 7, 2025

Austin

Austin
(noun)

A guy who’s always on your squad but never actually there when it counts. Known for disappearing the second you go down in Warzone — usually looting three buildings over or “rotating” for no reason while you’re bleeding out.

“Bro, where’s Austin? I need a revive!”
“He’s halfway across the map opening a supply crate. Classic Austin.”

by George Lincoln Trump November 11, 2025

Austism

(n) An individual’s behavior that may exude or exhibit a similar aspect or characteristic of a person from Austin or surrounding areas that associate with Austin’s unofficial motto, “keep Austin weird”

My friend may have a bit of austism, but if he moves away from Austin, he may not be so weird.

by Apothecary25 December 9, 2025