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Alex Turnerists

a religious group where you worship our god and daddy Alex turner whom we love oh so very very much. he is so sexy we love him so much. we show our devotion by staring at pictures of Alex turner and dreaming about him. He is the leader of the Alex Turnerist group, with his followers (the Turnerers) being the legendary Matt Helders, Jamie Cook, Nick O'Malley, and Miles Kane. They are mentioned in the book Cornerstone, which is currently being stored at the Heartbreak Hotel on Last Laugh Lane. That book contains testament 505, which says "All life must be devoted to Alex Turner." We believe that all people look good on the dance floor and that love is a laser quest. We must always keep on our balaclavas and put on our dancing shoes until the sun goes down.
person1: what religion are you a part of?
person2: I'm a part of the alex turnerists.
person1:what is that?
person2: pure devotion to alex turner.
by nOtAtSuMuMIyA March 26, 2023
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Alex's Hairline

person1 where is Alex's Hairline
person2- I heard it's Extinct
by Anonymous05118 February 1, 2019
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Alex R.

That one cute guy that all the girls fall for.
Alex R. Is so fricking sexy
-literally everyone
by Giqle November 10, 2022
mugGet the Alex R.mug.

Alex madrid

Hates compliments but deserves them. Very nice and cute and deserves the world. I mean heโ€™s kinda short but oh well.
by CloutClown November 17, 2019
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Alex Minshull

The sweatiest asian you will ever come across. People refer to him as "dat minch". He is 7 foot tall and has a minchstache (a long mustache). His favourite subjects include Maths and Science because he is able to release his inner asian. Overall a pretty weird dude.
Person 1: "Do you know Alex Minshull"
Person 2: "Oh do you mean dat minch?"
Person 1: "Yeah"
by BigZachGeezer November 7, 2019
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