midnight cat

The name of a black and white pussy cat who loves to sleep and travel back in time using his meow machine. He also loves eating whiskers and is often known as fat cat. He is cute and lovely looking although if you don't give him what he want's he will rip your jugular out with his claws and drink the blood running out of your throat.

I'm, very scared of Midnight cat. I didn't feed him and he is trying to get me. Help! I'm hiding in the bathtub he will be here soon help ahhh he found meeeeeeeeee

by Death by cat July 17, 2020

shredding the cat

To shred the cat is slang for masterbation. For example ‘cat’ is the penis and ‘shredding’ is the act of moving ones hand up and down the shaft.
Much like schrodinger‘s cat, it’s an allegory of life.

Marek was is in his room shredding the cat so loud his house mates became concerned.
And his penis became sore.

by Loweena November 1, 2017

Cat Valentine

a redhead that is so dumb and if you became friends with her you would get bullied but she is so nice and sometimes smart

someone: I saw a cat Valentine
someone 2: oh that thing dumb
someone: no she's not but not wrong

by mutualhelpwattpad December 16, 2022

bucket cat

a made up object from your imagination when you can't tell if something is a bucket or a cat because the lighting is to bad.

bill:"i think i saw a bucket, or maybe a cat." jim:"it was a bucket cat then?"

by stinkymamacita January 1, 2019

skinny cat

Skinny cats are people that are barely getting by, because the cost of living is so high.

Fat cats create skinny cats

by End All Media February 8, 2021

Bongo cat

A internet meme of a cat.

"The only song writer m&m will not make fun of, is the MOST Fucking awesome song writer, Bongo cat

by (づ☯ᴥ☯)づ December 10, 2018

splicing the cat

term used for female masturbation

I was splicing the cat last night after watching 50 Shades of Grey

by lilbeebo August 24, 2017