e-Watch

noun; a person who, when replying to a post, blog or status update they disagree with, will try to make the poster feel bad by making dismissive, flaming or relatively untrue comments about the initial post, stating their opinion, copying and pasting a large article or list from Wikipedia to prove their point, taking up large amounts of text space on the page in a self-important gesture and then summing up by making the poster feel stupid for having an opinion in the first place.

Joseph: "wants to know if Tom Cruise regrets destroying his career."

Matt: doubtful, his mind is kinda....gone

Carol: What career ....?

David: Oh stop Top Gun is still one of the coolest movies. And regardless of his personal breakdowns he is still an above average actor that has enough money to purchase a country.

David: The Hardy Men (2013)

Mission: Impossible IV (2011)
Knight and Day (2010)

Valkyrie (2008)
Tropic Thunder (2008)
Lions for Lambs (2007)
Mission Impossible III (2006)
War of the Worlds (2005)
Collateral (2004)
The Last Samurai (2003)
Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)
Minority Report (2002)
Vanilla Sky (2001)
Mission: Impossible II (2000)
Magnolia (1999)
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Jerry Maguire (1996)
Mission: Impossible (1996)
Interview with the Vampire (1994)
The Firm (1993)
A Few Good Men (1992)
Far and Away (1992)
Days of Thunder (1990)
Born on the Fourth of July (1989)
Rain Man (1988)

Cocktail (1988)
The Color of Money (1986)
Top Gun (1986)
Legend (1985)

All the Right Moves (1983)

Risky Business (1983)
Losin' It (1983)
The Outsiders (1983)

Taps (1981)

Endless Love (1981)

How many movies have you been in?

Joseph: David? Stop being an e-douche.

by RTLegerJR July 03, 2010

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