Sort of like an Intelligence Quotient (IQ) the Douche Quotient or DQ measures how much of a Douche you are or what your possibilities of being a Douche are.
by Tamtortilla October 15, 2009
Get the douche quotientmug. A pile of douch. So much douch that it has accumulated into layers upon layers of douchness. So much douch that a pile has started to build.
by canadianguy May 7, 2008
Get the douche pilemug. A douche stache is that half-grown in mustache that guys attain usually in junior high or highschool, although it is not limited to this timeframe. Those with a douche stache often try to grow it out, to no real results. These people often give off a vibe of "Yeah, that's right. You see this stache. You WISH you were cool enough to have this stache." But everyone sees them and really thinks "Wow. That mustache is gross. What a douche..."
that one random teen guy you knew in highschool with the slightly faded mustache aka the douche stache
by Thesadtruthofthematter April 10, 2011
Get the douche stachemug. by VoodooPhantom December 20, 2008
Get the e-douchemug. by jelly3299 November 6, 2010
Get the Vanilla Douchemug. A baseball cap with a straight brim, usually adorned with price tags or removable stickers. Often worn by skinny Caucasian males in the hopes they will be mistaken for African American males.
by DoktorWhoTwo January 29, 2014
Get the Douche Nozzlemug. Someone whom upon your first impression is generally positive, but over time, gets worse the more you get to know them. Like, an iceberg, most of their douchiness is concealed, but becomes more and more apparent the more you see them.
"Mike seemed like a really cool guy when we met, but the constant bitching and moaning is really annoying. I just don't think I can see him anymore after he shat on my living room rug."
"What a douche berg."
"What a douche berg."
by whaWHApopPOP January 2, 2012
Get the douche bergmug.