G tard

Someone who completely lacks self awareness, is deluded and has an absurd opinion of themself

"Fairplay I'm the best, arm wrestler, deal maker, straight up genius to walk the earth."
Wtf you on about you g tard, chillisauce ripped you right off you bell

"but kie thinks I'm great"
What a g tard, tut tut

by WhatsApp group king March 25, 2019

Tarded

When you don't want to say the "R" slur so you came up with something better.

Dude, why are our friends so tarded

by RaceCarRayce March 30, 2021

Tard

Tard is just short for retard. Tarded can also be used in place of retarded.

The thing is retarded people won't know you're calling them retarded. Tell them it's a nickname and it's good for how people might view them.

Like being called a " hero "

" No, we call your our tard because you're greatest ever and we want everyone to know it"

by Fuck_it_is_dummy January 10, 2019

Tard

A fucking idiot who eats in class. Especially on the days where there's no nutrition.

Guy 1: Are you fags eating in class?
Guy 3: I'M HUNGRY!!!! I DIDN'T EAT BREAKFAST!!
Guy 1: You fuckin' lazy tard! Next time, you should remember to eat breakfast!
Guy 2: *yells at the top of his lungs* FUCK!
*Whole class laughs*

by BillyIha March 29, 2017

Actual Tard

Someone who would do something exceptionally idiotic, such as attempt to spike someones drink and get the wrong person and almost put both to “sleep”

“Cameron is an Actual Tard, he got the wrong drink and almost off’d them both”

by Hmmwat December 8, 2018

tardded

A synonym of played. Used to make a stupid decision and play it on someone else.

You just got tardded on, goodnight.

by Jerry In The Driver Seat July 15, 2021

Tard

A shorter way of saying Retard

Isn't smack down on tonight? No today is Monday you "Tard "

by King Azreal October 5, 2018