A moist boy is a young male that enjoy TwitchTV for the sole purpose of jerking it to a female streamer that is preferably, of their liking. The female, usually attractive, has the personality of a tin can and can barely play video game but enjoys wearing a low crop-top in efforts to raise money for their career. Moist boys usually defend their streamer girl by calling them names, such commonly known as; Queen, Princess, our girl, babe etc... Most moistboys donate money to their ''queens'' in hope to achieve a sort of recognition and fantasize that, donating money, will give them a date with said queen but they enjoy jerking it instead of hitting the gym, or attempting to settle for a girl of their league.
Moist boys get defensive when people call out bad streamer girls due to things like ''boob4views'' or any sort of backlash such as; animal cruelty (e.g. throwing a cat on stream), faking cancer, fucking twitchTV virgin mods & doxxing.
Moist boys support their streamer girls by buying useless things such as gamer girl bath water and send death threats to innocent girls when they make fake pornhub accounts in retaliation for trolling boys into thinking that doing pornography will make them more money than they already are.
Moist boys get defensive when people call out bad streamer girls due to things like ''boob4views'' or any sort of backlash such as; animal cruelty (e.g. throwing a cat on stream), faking cancer, fucking twitchTV virgin mods & doxxing.
Moist boys support their streamer girls by buying useless things such as gamer girl bath water and send death threats to innocent girls when they make fake pornhub accounts in retaliation for trolling boys into thinking that doing pornography will make them more money than they already are.
Moist Boys A) Did you watch A's stream last night?
Moist boy B) Yeah I totally donated 25$ and she said Thanks Moist boy B! ''Hehehe'' Then she threw a cat across the stream while I was cumming.
Moist Boy A) How dare people call my princess an animal abuser! I'll kill those losers myself!
Moist Boy B) YEAH my queen is great! I can't believe people think she used her Ex-Husband for a GreenCard.
Moist Boy A) Yeah, by the way do you want to try out this bathwater I bought?
Moist boy B) Yeah I totally donated 25$ and she said Thanks Moist boy B! ''Hehehe'' Then she threw a cat across the stream while I was cumming.
Moist Boy A) How dare people call my princess an animal abuser! I'll kill those losers myself!
Moist Boy B) YEAH my queen is great! I can't believe people think she used her Ex-Husband for a GreenCard.
Moist Boy A) Yeah, by the way do you want to try out this bathwater I bought?
by CacaCheerios April 20, 2020
Get the Moist Boysmug. (1) A boy who wears skirts.
(2) The most fire indie band on the West Coast responsible for such classics as grammy award winning Robot Lapdance. Led by a generational leader and skirt wearing boy.
(2) The most fire indie band on the West Coast responsible for such classics as grammy award winning Robot Lapdance. Led by a generational leader and skirt wearing boy.
(1) Virgin Jocks: Are you wearing a skirt? What's wrong with you?
Chad Skirtboy: Nothing is wrong with me. I am Skirt Boy.
(2) Hot people: Oh my god, have you listened to Skirt Boy?
Lame people: No.
Hot people: I will not have sex with you.
Chad Skirtboy: Nothing is wrong with me. I am Skirt Boy.
(2) Hot people: Oh my god, have you listened to Skirt Boy?
Lame people: No.
Hot people: I will not have sex with you.
by Big-Weiner-Pasa-Deener November 7, 2021
Get the Skirt Boymug. A name you call a male or "boi" that is doing something really dumb. Which really makes no sense because spelling boy "boi" is actually pretty dumb.
by it'sthatboi March 1, 2020
Get the boimug. A super hot guy that lives in the beach. This person is between ages 23-28, cut body, nice tan and always partying it up on the beach. His job can consist of a multitude of duties on the beach; ex, tend to the boats at the local marina, teaching the art of surfing, landscaping the beach houses around the area...etc.
On vacation we met some mollie boys who lived down the beach a ways, they were super hott and partied every night!
by Melody Sunshine September 2, 2015
Get the mollie boymug. by ttdi July 8, 2024
Get the round boimug. 