i hate u

when an egirl with mixed signals expresses her feelings towards someone on the internet

king julian: is that all? don't you have something to say
egirl: other than the fact that i hate u, no, i don't have something to say.

by chloe burbank March 13, 2022

I

A Christmas Eve pout…
I may have…
Sorry, I need to get it out.

I miss 2022…
Things moved…
And they made sense…
Now, if they do

It is by one or two…
And then you have minimal responses when a message I send…

You know I can talk a lot…
And then I thought moving different numbers was you…
But that doesn’t seem anymore so true …

Overthinking it may be…
First time for everything …
I had to chuckle on that one too :)
It would help if I wasn’t rationalizing with myself…

How about you rationalize with me:)
This is something I would love to see…
And quiet I may finally be…
Arms and those eyes

Have the key!!
❤️🔥❤️🔥
I love you!!!!
Always❤️

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 December 23, 2024

I

A heart you see…
To remind you…
I love you with everything!!!!

Always

I do….
Always
I will❤️❤️❤️❤️

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 February 10, 2025

I can’t shit for a week

When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.

Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza

by BipolarUnicorn2 March 27, 2020

I have all of their albums on nothing

A sarcastic response to a band you do not like. First coined on the Preston & Steve show

Winger is such a great band, I have all of their albums on nothing!

by Mike Whittaked May 6, 2025

I MUST FERTILIZE

a phrase also said by a certain man, expressing the urge to "fertilize" and or have intercourse with someone, mostly being plant females and males.

*see's solar flare from pvz*

dan: dude dont say it...

slooshi: "i MUST FERTILIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Sl00shi October 4, 2023

I-Club

A club which only a cool fucking person in it I swear to god bro.

Random person: Ayo, you in I-club?
I-club member: Fuck yeah bro.
Random person: Can I join too? I'm a big fan of the club president.
I-club member: Fosho!

by abubakari ayakbiniyakubu September 16, 2022