by the Atmey boy July 06, 2021
Used to describe the condition of male genitals created by prickly regrowth of shaved pubic hair. Does not occur if one has a manzilian as the regrowth is much softer
Diner: "Stop scratching your crotch at the table you disgusting creature!"
Waiter: "Im terribly sorry sir, but I haven't shaved my crotch and nutsack in four days and have developed a horry case of man cactus."
Diner: "Perhaps you should consider a manzilian".
Ho: Go and shave your junk, you ain't putting that nasty man cactus near my delicate ladybits.
Waiter: "Im terribly sorry sir, but I haven't shaved my crotch and nutsack in four days and have developed a horry case of man cactus."
Diner: "Perhaps you should consider a manzilian".
Ho: Go and shave your junk, you ain't putting that nasty man cactus near my delicate ladybits.
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You're such a Tree Man!
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someone who looks like a tree and is emo. often found cooped up in their own room listening to rock music.
person 1: he's such a tree man
person 2: ikr! like black fingerless gloves??? thats so tree man-like!
person 2: ikr! like black fingerless gloves??? thats so tree man-like!
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