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matress man

Matress man is a man that sells mattresses and has a secret menu of drugs, He's a loyal and popular person and can eventually get mad and kill his customers. Matress man are usually black and really handsome, if you find one and make a bad first impression, you'll be praying for your life
The Matress Man us really nice but he can het sloppy with his work
by Masturbation Beating off April 22, 2019
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Man slag

Guy: OMG have you seen that dude
Guy: yeah he’s a man slag
by Barry_ari January 22, 2020
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Trinidad man

Trinidad man like to horn and very stink. They don't know when something good is right in front of them. They always want to go running after the people them gyal
by Doh study who I is November 20, 2023
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White Man's Burden

Basically the White Supremacist version of "With great power comes great responsibility". They think they've gotta "civilise" the rest of the world
"It's tough being a white person, taking over the whole of Africa is difficult. But oh well, its just white man's burden I guess"
by Amouss October 2, 2023
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court man

A man that likes to play with basketball courts
MOM: "Hi"
YOU:" you're such a court man"
by the hamburgaluurr December 31, 2018
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The Man

The Man is a 7'0 tall man that protects his one and only fav person. The Man has a brother but he's from the under realm. The Man is overprotective to the point if someone tries to talk or touch his person, he will make them see the light faster than ever. He is a trusting man and he comes from the "heavens" instead of the under realm. He always sins but no matter what no one will ever catch him. No one has ever seen The Man himself and if they have there already dead. The Man is also all black and has 3 eyes, one to keep on his person and the other two to just work like how ours work. The only way you will ever own The Man is if a spider crawls on your leg and then someone calls to you saying- "There's a spider on your leg and they will haunt you at night". But it only happens if the person who already owns The Man dies and pass's it on to another on going person. I'd say don't mess with The Man and if you do see what happens.
"The Man is coming to the party but will only be in the shadows!"
by TheBrotherIsMine March 31, 2025
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Goofy man

A Goofy Man is a person his is a goofy motherfucker
by Annoying tv August 28, 2025
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