by Helloitsme) July 7, 2022
Get the Jude Meade Manning Flynnmug. The Christmas Man is the true santa. His name is Peter and he loves to eat live catfish. Not milk and cookies, catfish.
He hasn't been giving presents to most of the children around the world for a while, since no one puts out live catfish for him to eat anymore. He's not angry, he's disappointed.
He hasn't been giving presents to most of the children around the world for a while, since no one puts out live catfish for him to eat anymore. He's not angry, he's disappointed.
Santa believer: "Let's put out milk and cookies for Santa!"
Christmas Man enjoyer: "No, The Christmas Man won't like that, we should put out a live catfish for him to eat instead!"
Christmas Man enjoyer: "No, The Christmas Man won't like that, we should put out a live catfish for him to eat instead!"
by After8ight November 10, 2022
Get the The Christmas Manmug. What you say when someone, usually a musical artist, makes music so bad that they should stop doing it for an indefinite amount of time.
by an extremely depressed bandu May 7, 2023
Get the never let this man cookmug. A.K.A. Dill Pickle, he's the guy in the red hoodie at the track that sometimes has ketchup in his pockets. He's a menace to society and won't leave you alone. But sometimes he'll give you ketchup.
by that_monkee_girl April 14, 2022
Get the Ketchup Manmug. by xmasanarchist September 20, 2022
Get the poor man’s lemonademug. The Griddy Man is a man who hits the griddy all day every day. He lives in GriddyTown and makes sure that everyone will hit the griddy there. Sometimes he leaves town to go to other towns to make sure they hit the griddy too. If you don't hit the griddy when he tells you to, then he might pay you a visit to your house late at night....
Bro 1: Yo this guy called The Griddy Man just sent me a text saying that if I don't hit the griddy then I will get a visit paid to me at my home tonight.
Bro 2: Bro that's the most dumb ahh stuff ever man. What can bro even do to you?
Bro 1: Well, I'm not sure. I live within 100 miles of GriddyTown so it could be serious.
Bro 2: Well it can't be that serious.
Bro 1: Hmmm, I guess you're right. Guess I'll just go to sleep now.
And later that night, Bro 1 got paid a visit by The Griddy Man and was never seen ever again...
Bro 2: Bro that's the most dumb ahh stuff ever man. What can bro even do to you?
Bro 1: Well, I'm not sure. I live within 100 miles of GriddyTown so it could be serious.
Bro 2: Well it can't be that serious.
Bro 1: Hmmm, I guess you're right. Guess I'll just go to sleep now.
And later that night, Bro 1 got paid a visit by The Griddy Man and was never seen ever again...
by ComputerWorld January 14, 2024
Get the The Griddy Manmug.