Fire man

What little Johnny wants to be when he grows up

Teacher: ok class I’m going go around to ask everyone what they want to be when they grow up. Now who wants to go first!

Little Johnny: *jumping out of his chair* oh me miss teacher!

Teacher: Ok go ahead Johnny!

Johnny: Guess! *whispers to his friends “she’ll never guess!”*

Teacher: hmm Johnny I’m not sure

Johnny: fire man! I wanna be a fire man ! *proceeds to climb on desk and start peeing, like a fire Mans hose*

by Crisss49 September 1, 2020

Man Stretching

Man Stretching is to men as what yoga is to women.

are you practicing yoga? no, i'm man stretching. But i hear yoga is good for stretching.

by riolofit February 21, 2013

berd man

a old man who can eat a berds dick if it has one ????

your such a berd man
wtf

by jiuhbkj December 4, 2019

Snchitzel Man

God it self

"Don't use spoons use your hands" - The Snchitzel Man

by Snchitzel God May 8, 2018

Pac-Man fight

When two women scissor

Dude, that lesbian was PAC-Man fighting her girlfriend last night

by NerdBot2021 November 4, 2021

de man

a male person who has leader qaulities and knows how to use dese he is very chill
and if there are problems he is there to safe the day

You really are de man between us.

by die ene November 30, 2021

Man

Why woman

Me: You a man?
Male: Yeah
Me: Good
Male: Why?
Me: Why woman?
Male: True

by Woman enjoyer November 24, 2021