Facebook Music

All music on Facebook.

I heard the new song on Facebook music.

by Quentin Lambert July 19, 2022

Facetimeable

The state of being visually prepared to receive Facetime calls.

I am not Facetimeable because my hair is not done and I have on pajamas.

by Likerealwords July 21, 2022

facebookmomfriends

The friends you're mom has on Facebook, either really judgemental about you, or always hypes you up to your mom.

Child: "Aww my facebookmomfriends always hype me up on my birthday!"

by RandomnessOfAPerson September 4, 2022

Facebook

place on the internet where old conspiracists who like pictures of cats meet

I went on Facebook the other day and read that the two llamas from "MargaretYorkshire78" died because of their veganism.

by gabale September 13, 2022

Facebook

an app filled with 40-year-old dads who think dead fish they are about to eat is an "aesthetic".

-Hey dad, what do you post on Facebook?
-Oh, I just post fishing stuff I edited using capcut.
-Dad wtf

by zahraaatli September 23, 2022

faceout

A temporary or permanent suspension of your Facebook account, due to TOS violations.

Why is it when I suggest Ukrainians should, can, are and are morally just to kill every Russian soldier invading their country, I get to take a 30 day "faceout"?

by Northerly September 25, 2022

Facebook

An app filled with racist and homophobic boomers who post daily bible verses or “THEM LIBERALS STOLE THE ELEVTION” basically another word for an idiot

Person 1: IM A GOD LOVING PROUD AMERICAN
PERSON 2: YOUR A DUMBASS, OH AND ALSO SHOWER
Person 3: Don’t worry he is a trump supporter, he will not shower
Person 4: ugh, thats a facebook mom and a trump supporter

by EdelieMoloney69420 October 11, 2022