Shit boy

A majestic beast that only rises and lurks out of his cave at around 11am. His alarm, a cheerful playground filled with 4 year olds across the road. The laughter of the children makes the beast feel a certain way. He creeps down the passage , and leans around the corner and growls his mating call “ urghhhh “.

Some of you may ask why the highly territorial and viscous animal is called “ shit boy”. It is a tragic villain back story I tell you, but to sum it up quickly, he shat himself on the bus ( how grubby ).

Shit boys hobbies include playing fifa, eating and ripping bitch sized bongs. The terrific specimen also likes to hit his friends. But shit boy is alright

Oh my fuck shit boy why did you break the couch

by Cuck Lord August 24, 2022

Piss Boy

Some weeb named Café that you’ll probably talk to on discord and probably has a gf named Katie

Piss boy smells

by BoofSnoott uwu September 12, 2018

Doggy boy

A really cute feminine boy who is obedient like a dog

At first I thought he was a doggy boy but now I know he is just shy

by Beastie boy 69 May 4, 2021

slutty boy

a little gay boy who is desperate for sex

"heyyy will you fuck me?"

"no you slutty boy! go fuck off and get that gay ass bill kaulitz to!"

by smelly posay November 19, 2023

dervish boy

a dervish boy is a dhulbahante boy

its a dervish boy

by readyforthemoon55 July 30, 2020

athens boy

that boy every girl whose name starts with the letters: A, R, and K, would want to sit on his lap.

"whomst"
"Oh you mean athens boy? girl, I want to sit on his lap"

by fullsuns July 3, 2018

Soulja Boy

A demon sent from Hell to ruin rap and hip-hop.
He enjoys "rapping" about ejaculating on girls.

Millie: I just downloaded some songs by Soulja Boy!

Bobby: Intentionally?
Millie: Yea why?
Bobby: Well you can either listen to his music or get your ears raped by an angry gorilla. Basically the same thing.
Millie: Oh.

by Le magnifique Gatsby October 4, 2024