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berd man

a old man who can eat a berds dick if it has one ????
by jiuhbkj December 4, 2019
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A man is not a plan

A man is not a plan — On Thursday February 15th 2024, Fani Willis electrified the non-Black world with the Black Cultural Maxim: A man is not a plan. Taught by her stern southern father she was taught to be a strong independent woman who could take care of herself. Pops gave her the following instructions that would help to prevent a Trump-like pussy grab. 1) if you go out in a date have $200.00 with you so that if a man decides to act up; then you can go wherever you want to go. 2) Keep six months of living expenses in cash on hand at all times in safes and lock boxes to buttress against unforeseen misfortune. 3) Pay your own way. A man who pays is a man who expects to be laid. 4) Speak up for yourself. Any strong independent woman will tell you that this is a good strategy for self-protection. As Fani said, the only man who ever paid her way is her father.

You go girl, YOU GO!!!!!!!
Girrrrrrrrrrrrl, I got my own house, my own car, and my own money; a man is a companion — A man is not a plan!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 15, 2024
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You’re One lucky man

The polite way of telling a man you would fuck his wife.
That’s your wife? You’re one lucky Man!
by WhatDFuk June 8, 2023
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High quality man

ERNESTO M VELASCO

D.O.B October 24 1989

Alias "Papi","Big D daddy","Stud muffin"
Why do all women get aroused when they see Ernesto M Velasco?

Because they can't resist such a high quality man
by Arousedfemale October 25, 2022
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Pac-Man fight

Dude, that lesbian was PAC-Man fighting her girlfriend last night
by NerdBot2021 November 4, 2021
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Hemispheric Man Lady

Person: Oh wow, that's a hemispheric man lady!
by Polarizing_arsehole August 19, 2017
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The Fourth Blue Man

Hubert: Dude, I found The Fourth Blue Man.
The Fourth Blue Man: No you didn't.
Hubert Oh okay.
by FordDriver February 5, 2024
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