zombiehands

a series of biographical videos depicting the life and times of a group of redneck zombies each with a single skeletal hand

Did you see the new ep of zombiehands?

by adelarge66554321 January 13, 2011

Zombinized

The act of being turned into a zombie.

Better not go out there and get attacked, you might be zombinized.

by CarterDragon June 12, 2011

Zombie Undies

When you wear your last chance undies two days in a row because you forgot to do laundry...again. They can be worn either in a normal manner, or inside out to produce a psychological effect as to thinking you actually have clean undies on; Or because you have skid marks and or piss stains.

Nigga to mom "THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! I GOT A DATE AND I HAVE ZOMBIE UNDIES ON B...ITCH!!"

Mom to Nigga "You disgusting fucking pig of a son!! I TAUGHT YOU BETTER! NIGGA!"

See also Last chance undies

by Inimical420 September 8, 2011

zombie phone

an older cell phone with fewer gadgets that has been reactivated because the newer, superior cell phone has been lost or stolen.

My zombie phone doesn't have all my apps; I sure miss my iPhone!

by Still Big, Still B February 28, 2012

Zombie

The man in Florida who got high off of bath salts and devoured a mans face.

Zombie:
Hey, I don't know you.
And I might be crazy.
But I just smoked Bath Salts.
So, now your face looks tasty.;)

Innocent Bystander:

Oh shit.

by linarox123 December 13, 2012

Zombie Bowl

A public toilet that someone has left completely shrouded in toilet paper

I went into the men’s room this afternoon and the back stall contained a zombie bowl. There was so much paper draped around the thing, I was afraid whatever lay beneath might re-animate if disturbed.

by Furry Trout December 14, 2012

Zombkin

Like a blumpkin, however, the woman is performing felliatiao while her man is killing some sort of zombie.. ie. Nazi zombies, dead island......etc.

I just gave my boyfriend a zombkin while he was playing Dead Island.

by ZombieWoman September 5, 2012