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jogging titties

Seeing a women passer by jogging. And boobs bouncing. Similar to seat belt titty, when you look over at the car next to you and see cleavage from the seat belt.
Ben:Check out them jogging titties!
Mark: Dude, those are my moms jogging titties!

Ben: Yowzaz!
by Revival31313 June 12, 2018
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Festival titties

Titties that owners can paint and wear without clothing to festivals. These particular titties are usually not larger than a C cup to avoid owners being uncomfortable.
You have festival titties!
by skrtttttttt June 29, 2018
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Earthquake Titties

When a female has titties so ENORMOUS that when she walks and her titties bounce they cause an earth quake.
Did you see her HUGE TITS! I call them Earthquake Titties cause everytime she walks her titties makes the world shake.
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angry titties

Breasts that are so saggy or otherwise visually displeasing that the spectator becomes enraged from the mere sight of them.
I finally got to see Miranda topless and that bitch got some angry titties. I just punched the wall and stormed outta there!
by Virldeen Vulpes Vulpes August 9, 2018
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Freedom Titties

When a girl flashes a convoy of soldiers moving down the freeway in support of their service to their country.
I hope we get to see some freedom titties while driving today.
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suitcase titties

When a fat chick sucking your dick and she folds her titties on your legs so you can play with the nipples.
She was sucking my dick so good I forgot she was fat. So I told her to unfold her suitcase titties so I could play with them.
by J Crack corn August 27, 2018
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Punk tuition

The price you pay for separating your self from another person's self by identifying who you are. Similar to punctuation which separates verbs, nouns or adjectives from each other in grammar. Or the day from the month and the year of the date today or in history or the planned future.
That dude over there didn't pay punk tuition who is he and why is he with us?
by bushlight October 31, 2018
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