Matt Long

To chuck a Matt Long is to call in sick numerous times a year
Matt being an acronym for Missing all the time

I really can't be fucked going to work today, I might just chuck a Matt Long

by Ididnothaverelationswiththatwo December 12, 2023

Matt Origel

The type of guy who talks about Getty pussy but has nothing to show for it. Puts money above all else, and will fuck you over a signed ekeler jersey.

Hitler is such a matt Origel

by Thatdude42069 December 3, 2022

matt with the cup

absolute perfection

“bro have you seen that one video of matt with the cup”

“yeah i couldnt stop
watching it”

by myaliasis December 5, 2022

Matt

a person who has no bitches and also admitted to having a piss kink

Matt's a real nice guy, I wonder if he can't get bitches because of his piss kink?

by cheeseheadmilf December 7, 2022

Matt-ryan

To choke really hard.

The Colts matt-ryan'd a 33-0 lead against the Vikings.

by NFLC USER DONUT December 17, 2022

Matt’s Husband

Nick/Asher/Nick Hoffman
the husband of matthew

#futurecouple

matt’s husband is so funny! they’re spicy a cute couple 💘

by flairswrld January 2, 2023

Matt

Please wait 3 years and 12 hours for a definition.

Oh, you're so slow, you're just like Matt!

by Muttonheadforthewin January 8, 2023