Sigma Chode

Sigma Chode can be considered a noun and is used typically derogatorily and or can be used to describe you or another's penis size

"Eli, edge my fat Sigma Chode."

"Im gooning my Sigma Chode."

"you have a tiny sigma chode"

by Mrtopgyatthe4 April 19, 2024

Sigma Chode

A penis that is between 0.5-2 inches, is known as a sigma chode. This is the correct terminology to say rather than saying the incorrect term, micropenis.

Stupid female: Ew you have a micro penis
Sigma: Actually is a sigma chode, stupid woman.

by Alpha ohio February 29, 2024

Sigma Chode

A true name for a smaller penis

Person 1: Look at that micro penis
Person 2: Its not a micro penis, its a Sigma Chode

by TJPower June 14, 2024

sigma chode

When it’s not quite a micropenis, but not necessarily a monster dong, that bit of middle ground can be referred to as a “sigma chode”

(In the doctors office)

Braeden: “You see doc, it’s not really a micro penis, it’s more of a sigma chode”

Doctor: “Please put your penis away”

by Shlong_Buster_57 March 01, 2024

sigma chode

a very sigma looking girthy penis

wow did you see david has a sigma chode

by Sigmarizzler82 February 06, 2024

Chinese Chode Fingers

When your have Chinese Chode Fingers and your fingers are fucking wider than your fucking Asian ass eyes.

"The Asian had the fucking fatest fingers."
"Chinese Chode Fingers"
"Yeah!"

by SwaggyG420 May 09, 2017

Chode Churning

The act of jacking off while using butter as lube.

After a night of chode churning, Erics mom was very upset when she went to make cookies the next day and all her butter was gone.

by PudPounder June 17, 2022