Captain

When your clothing line in your closet resembles the main isle at you’re local hardware store

Hey Captain Coupon … where can I find the hammer isle. “Excuse me? I don’t work here I’m just a regular customer”.

by Zakkmylde November 24, 2023

captain candle day

may 11

Ethan: It’s captain candle day!
Jeff: I almost forgot

by captain candle January 22, 2022

Lanky captain

A 'ranga' 'ginger' or 'red headed' male with a longer than average penis

"Here comes the lanky captain, did you hear he's gor a 9 incher?"

by TheYewt August 11, 2023

Captain Pooding

A Bit Like Captain Slow, But much more fast and pooding.
see: Pooding

Is it a bird? nope plane? nope... by joe! it's Captain Pooding
Captain pooding facebooked your mother
He also Spellchecked ur dads name

by bumsectomy June 1, 2009

Captain goggles

Superhero that doesn’t accept her super powers,but will only help you if you are drowning,sometimes her hydro flask goes missing and the she goes and looks for it and then her backpack goes missing.

I feel like a total captain goggles right now

by NotHaggard September 20, 2018

Captain's on Fire

Order a Captain and Coke and add a shot of Fireball into it. The spiced rum and cinnamon go perfect together.

I'm going to have a Captain's on Fire.

by anonymous September 4, 2021

captain guyliner

an awesome guy that gets a 10/10 on time management in art. also has eyeliner for men. guyliner. and is a captain of all things dirty. captain. captain guyliner.

"Yo did you see that guy walk past?"

"Yeah that was Captain Guyliner."

by Band Dork 2k19 November 15, 2016