Use X to land

When you first start to ride a dragon in Skyrim and these words NEVER leave the screen

Dragonborn! Use X to land!

by Maiden Man November 12, 2016

Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

Land Whale

A terrorist so fat that they take the whole screen on whatapps

Damn that mercury dude is a fucking land whale.

by Alibaba23 July 23, 2023

flying land squid

A flying land squid is a mythological creature of epic preportions that travels in a pocket of pure oxygen giving it the apperence of "flying". it's origins are widely unknown but it is belived to be the work of two stoned highschool boys. One thing that can not be argued with is the sise of this fictionary giant, its tentical can be the length and thickness of up to three school busses! They have been known to, in an insane rage, tear the roof's off of schools devouring all in its path. Only one has ever been recorded and it is bealived to be imortal with no preditors or ways of killing it. These mamoths are so fierce and powerful that they are the only thing that legend CHUCK NORRIS is actualy afraid of.

"dude I was so baked last night i looked out of my window and i swear a flying land squid drifted by!"

"Dude no way! You to!"

by IWANTTOBELIVE January 8, 2010

Precision Land Leveling

Jealous Weasel. Piss Ant. Scammer. Scumbag. A person who undermines honest hardworking people, that have excelled far beyond his capacity, to appease his inadequacy by providing misleading and dishonest information about his peers

Precision Land Leveling pretends he provides agricultural services when really he’s just a bonus fide landscaper.

by Precision Land Leveling Sucks! August 7, 2021

Goat Land

Ryan and his friends live here and its a land with the magical goats which is an amzing place

I wish I could live in Goat Land by the Goat Public

by Goatsssss January 15, 2019

Airplane Land

The liminal space that consists of interior of all airplanes and airports. It is everywhere, and it is nowhere. Time and space work differently there, and you'll never know who you'll run into.

John has been trapped in airplane land for seven hours since his flight got canceled and his itinerary changed.

by Ganondox January 6, 2023