A permit or pass combined with an image which allows the person you give it too to masturbate. In order for the M card to be valid, one must send an image with a caption or any other indication that the image you sent is indeed, “ok to nut to”
I sent my gf an M card with a picture of Ben Swole on May 4th. Nonetheless the nut is strong with this one
by OT14 May 4, 2021
Get the M cardmug. What an online girlfriend asks you for --- supposedly in order for her to prepare herself for establishing a romantic relationship with you, but actually has no intention of actually meeting you or otherwise favoring you in any way whatsoever --- and what you will really feel "steamed" about if you actually do buy the card for her, since you would likely just be wasting your money and getting absolutely nothing in return.
A hot online chick promised me a "steamy" relationship if I bought her a steam card, but I figger she was merely "blowing off steam" --- i.e., making a huge show of affection without actually meaning it or having any genuine intention of linking up with me.
by QuacksO October 24, 2023
Get the steam cardmug. by Mariina June 11, 2017
Get the Egg Cardmug. by RozaBelikova November 16, 2022
Get the Credit card slotmug. A Mexican who surprisingly got their green card and worked hard for it and people jokingly (hopefully) call them a green card guardian.
by Cuntyalishous January 8, 2024
Get the green card guardianmug. When your partner is laying face down and you slide your phone down their ass cheeks by trick shooting it in from a distance.
by Terrence’sBones August 2, 2022
Get the Credit Card Swipingmug. Person 1: I'll give you five bucks to go credit card that kid.
Person 2: Ok, but you gotta give me 2% cash back on gas cuz he just ripped one.
Person 2: Ok, but you gotta give me 2% cash back on gas cuz he just ripped one.
by holtster March 9, 2016
Get the Credit Cardmug.