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Taco Bell Russian Roulette 

The act of consuming a box meal from the formost US Tex Mex chain while under a state of gastrointestinal distress in an attempt to rid yourself of the ailment; with potentialy catastrophic results.
Tim: I have had the stomach flu for 3 days and I am misreable. At this point I am willing to risk it all. Time for some Taco Bell Russian Roulette.

Andy: That sounds like the worst idea ever.

Tim: I will either clean the virus out of my system or you are going to have to plunge my organs through the pipes. I am up for either at this point.
Related Words

Taco bitch 

A woman of Mexican descent who thinks she knows everything and feels everyone should act as she would.
Taco bitch by Trcuuvtyyy June 21, 2022

taco teepee 

When a woman queefs under the blanket, then puts the blanket over someone's head.
Kind of like a "dutch oven".
She gave me a taco teepee last night, it was fowl.
taco teepee by Riotsblaster June 22, 2022

Taco teepee 

When a woman queefs under the blanket and puts it over your head.
Much like a "dutch oven".
She gave me a taco teepee last night and it was gross.
Taco teepee by Riotsblaster June 22, 2022
War in the stomach

Crapping 10 minutes later
I’m going through a rough Taco Bell right now
AHHHHH it’s Taco Bell
A fast food place with way too many definitions on this site.
Taco Bell is Taco Bell.