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Nicaraguan dwarf surprise

A man stands and urinates. In a variant of a golden shower, a dwarf stand in between his legs and watches. During urination, the man farts right on the dwarf's head - shocking and surprising the watcher.
I was at Panera, eating lunch with my family. I went to the bathroom and my pesky 3 year-old son tagged along, stood in between my legs, and watched me pee into the urinal. Seizing the opportunity, I completed a Nicaraguan Dwarf Surprise by farting on his head. We both laughed.
by cracky jacky August 11, 2009
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German sunrise surprise

After a night of sex, if your partner is asleep in the morning with there mouth open, you bend over their head and take a giant shit in their mouth. They will then choke on it not expecting it and voila a german sunrise surprise.
" Dude! this morning I gave my girlfriend a german sunrise surprise for breakfast."
by Mr horrible nasty guy May 6, 2010
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Surah

“Surah ugly fuck big forehead
by Cacacacacaccacacacaca April 6, 2019
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Semen Surprise

A crude sexual act. It involves a male hiding in a closet, under the bed, on the ceiling fan, etc. while wearing a mask. When a woman (or man if you prefer) walks into the room, the male comes out of hiding and situates themself so that they may ejaculate into the unwary victim's face. You then yell, "SURPRISE BITCH" and run out of the room. For a better effect run naked.
"SURPRISE BITCH, EAT THAT SEMEN SURPRISE!"
by XRaptor JesusX March 30, 2009
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Surprise Anal

When you shove your schlong into a girl’s asshole but the second you do. You feel the shit that she had left over from chipotle and have to face the fact that your schlong now has leftover food from her visit from chipotle.
“How was that anal interaction last night brethren??”
“I had surprise anal last night man. I hated it but also enjoyed it.”
by TheBicWhisperer February 3, 2020
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warm surprise

when a man sticks his butt cheeks against a womans vaginal area and takes a shit in her twat
Shaun gave erin a warm surprise

Navy guys enjoy giving other guys warm surprises
by john bumdis September 4, 2005
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bam surprise

When two people are spooning and the spooner decides to slip it in without the sponee's consent it is not considered rape if the spooner shouts BAM SURPRISE! while in the act of slipping it in. Note Bam Surprise can be replaced with other surprising words. ei: SHAZAAM!
"So i was spooning with this girl i brought home last night and decided to slip it in when she was sleeping but i yelled BAM SURPRISE so it's not rape!"
by leonard12 May 24, 2007
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