Smoothie

Someone who has a smooth brain, apparent by their severe lack of knowledge, a moron. Is unaware of how stupid they are.

look at all these smoothies posting a fake article on Facebook.

Is this smoothie really trying to merge onto the freeway doing 45?

by TheRowdyD January 24, 2020

Smootherate

To overcome any adversity or minor difficulties with ease.

Ah man I didn't bring my packed lunch to work today but you just smootherated it for me with that ham sandwich!

The way she touched my bleeter I knew she could smootherate me for life.

by Winston Archibald May 3, 2020

SmoothSpook

A small racist

"That guy is a real SmoothSpook"

by NotVitalVile November 10, 2020

SmoothChip

A weeb that is truly a god among gods.

That's a SmoothChip over there.

by SmoothChip February 22, 2021

Smoothie

A blowjob by a person with no teeth, with no dentures in

This chick took her teeth out n gave me a smoothie

by Krazie_jay January 13, 2021

Smoothwall

The page I get greeted with 50% of the time when browsing the interwebz on the school network.

Imma go on r/memes on Reddit! *Searches up and proceeds to click on Reddit*. "Smoothwall - Site blocked, this request has been logged blah blah blah.

by Jack Spank9049 May 5, 2021

Smoothie

Smoothie is a very funny and the best mutual

Also needs therapy due to getting truamatized

#getsmoothiehelp

Smoothies Line: "Two broooos, chillin’ in a hot tub, five feet apart, ‘cause they’re not gay”

by LuzBlight July 15, 2021