Porcelain Skipper

The act of Porcelain Skipper is completed when one person is on their hands and knees, head hanging over a toilet while vomiting. The second person then enters the first person from behind while the first person remains in the kneeling position. The Porcelain Skipper is commonly performed after consumption of alcohol.

The old lady got wasted last night and puked in the toilet, so I gave her the Porcelain Skipper.

by Muskieman9 December 29, 2019

Glass slippers

In "Cinderella", a ridiculous mis-translation from the French. The original story, handed down orally, centered around "Vair" slippers, vair being squirrel fur. But "vair" sounds like "verre", the French word for glass, and so it continued. Fur slippers make perfect sense. But glass??

Cinderella felt sorry for the handsome prince, kneeling before her. She wondered what kind of idiot expected her to take two steps in glass slippers, when the beloved pair she had lost were made of fur. "I mean, glass shoes? Really?"

by Monkey's Dad March 1, 2020

Rim Skipper

when your trying to give a rimjob and your tongue keeps slipping into the anal cavity

bro my girl wanted a rimjob but I kept being a rim skipper

by AmpedApex July 7, 2020

Chicky Skipper

An alternative name for Chicken Nugget made up by Gus Johnson. Nuggets of gold are a claw a chunk of gold. wing should be called and a chicken nugget should be called a chicky skipper.

'Bro, do you want to get some chicken nuggets?' 'You mean chicky skippers?'

by OraNGe_spicerack July 25, 2020

Alex (skipper) embleton

One of the biggest alphas in darfield likes robbing pensioners for their

cigarettes.

proud owner of 8 ferrets

Always begs you for food

This rare creature can be sighted around longbow park can also be found at the back of the local corner shop

“Alex (skipper) embleton just robbed mi grans cigs”

by Barnsleyguy November 14, 2020

adaliz shippers

these are disrespectful so called stans of actress and singer Elizabeth Gillies. They ship her with Adam Huber, her on screen fiancé as well as making up dumb rumours about her relationship. The fall of the adaliz shippers came about on September 16, when Vogue published her wedding to Michael Corcoran. Suffice to say that was a good day.

adaliz shippers are so dumb it amazes me-

by fallon carrington October 3, 2020

Last Suppering

When someone goes to a restaurant during the COVID-19 pandemic and mirthlessly tells the hostess, "I'll be eating outside."

Pad thai is totally worth last suppering over.

by TuckeredOut December 7, 2020