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veal sandwich 

An overly enlarged clitorus. Which, when viewed from the rear, appears like veal, between two slices of bread. Hence the name.
"That skank, had the nastiest veal sandwich I'd ever seen!"

"You tapped her ass, anyways. Right?"

"But of course!"
veal sandwich by D. Gould July 9, 2006

Waffle Sandwich 

A sandwich that is made by placing two slices of bread separately on a plate and spreading chunky peanut butter on top of both pieces. Honey is then squirted onto one of the pieces and a crisp waffle is laid on top of the slice of bread and peanut butter. The other peanut butter slice is then placed on top of the waffle. Your girlfriend's mother hates them, and they prompt her to think that you smoke large amounts of marley. They are possibly the best sandwiches in the entire world.
Mother: (your girlfriend's name), why do you think he likes waffle sandwiches so much?

Your girlfriend: I don't know, he just does...

Mother: Nobody that is functioning normally would ever think that a waffle, bread, peanut butter, and honey is appetizing.
Waffle Sandwich by Tom Spear May 19, 2008

dee dao sandwich

A Vietnamese sandwich, aka bánh mì. Named after the common yet abrasive utterance of "DEE DAO, DEE DAO!" among Vietnamese people (which loosely means "where're you going?").
Ayo, I'm starving. Let's go get some dee dao sandwiches.
dee dao sandwich by Tangible July 6, 2009

Banana Sandwich 

To drive somebody crazy. The phrase is often used when someone/something just completely makes you mad.
The phrase "banana sandwich" drives Nate banana sandwich.

Cow Tongue Sandwich 

Putting a girl between the box springs and the mattress with nothing but her butt and legs showing and then engaging in sex with the woman.

Thus, she looks like a sandwich but it feels like a cow tongue.
"Man, she is only good from the waist down!"

"Dude, she'll have to be made into a cow tongue sandwich"
Cow Tongue Sandwich by BigRob02 February 11, 2008

chicken sandwich 

1: the method of cleaning the buttocks with a rusty screwdriver

2: a sandwich consisting of chicken and bread

3: the italian explorer, hired by spain, who discovered america in 1492

good lord! this chicken sandwich feels absolutely delightful!

this chicken sandwich is delicious!

i hate this country
chicken sandwich by d.a.n.v April 5, 2008