pants allergies

A preference for jeans, even in the work place and "grown up" world; an aversion to slacks.

I can't go to that client meeting! I have serious pants allergies!

by SkippyD1 January 20, 2006

Bitch Pants

Men's pants with multiple buttons and no zipper. Leads to difficulty when a woman tries to remove his "bitch pants".

see mikonos

Mick was wearing his bitch pants last night so he didn't get any.

by Pookiemaster October 26, 2007

plumber pants

Unattractively low rise pants which reveal an unpleasant view for everyone around when the wearer bends over.

I really didn't need to see that guy's plumber pants. Excuse me while I vomit.

by Smartie770 October 17, 2008

pants candy

(derivation self explanatory) The female sexual organ.

Is pants candy a term that demeans women?

by Bill gronos June 29, 2006

nunu pants

when you have poop smeared all over your pants, the act of being annoying

damn. you iz such a nunu pants.

damn. look at those nunu pants.

by swan #1 September 19, 2009

candy pants

someone with a rather large ass.

Want to dance candy pants?

by candy pants August 16, 2006

pant load

A derogatory term, referencing a load of cum in one's pants.

That guy is such a pant load.

by Demron February 07, 2005